Last night I was downstairs and my wife yelled from upstairs, “Honey, do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like somebody has a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?” I replied, “Umm… no” She paused and then said, “How about now?”
Dad Joke Of The Day (3/18/2026)
Mar 18, 2026 | 9:06 AM









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