What do you call a severely dehydrated Frenchman?…..Pierre (pee-air)!

What do you call a severely dehydrated Frenchman?…..Pierre (pee-air)!
The Big 6 at 6: The six big things you need to know today from The Dan Gaffney Show
Skylab Crashes to Earth…… July 11, 1979……. The 82-ton U.S. space station, launched in 1973, crashes to earth. About 22 tons of it were expected to survive reentry prompting much public concern. However, it landed safely over the Indian Ocean and Australia. The Shire of Esperance in Western Australia fined NASA $400 for littering. Newark…
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