A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. Soon he hears a voice: “nice tie”, but no other customers are around. A few minutes later he hears: “looks like you’ve been working out.” Again, no other customers are around, so he asks the bartender what’s up? The bartender says, “oh, it’s the peanuts…they’re complimentary”.
Dad Joke Of The Day (5/19/2026)
May 19, 2026 | 9:23 AM










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