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Dad Joke Of The Day!
Last night I was downstairs and my wife yelled from upstairs, “Honey, do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like somebody has a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?”……I replied, “um….no”…..after a few seconds she said…..”How about now?”
Dad Joke Of The Day!
On a recent visit to the zoo, I noticed one cage with nothing in it but a bagel. I asked the zoo employee “what’s in this cage?” She said it was bread in captivity!
Dad Joke Of The Day!
At a party, a young wife scolded her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”….”Heck no!” answered the husband, “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
Dad Joke Of The Day!
Years ago during a job interview I was asked if I had any pets…strange question but I said “yes, a goldfish” Then I was asked “any hobbies”, another strange question, but I said “well, he likes to swim…”