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Dad Joke Of The Day!
I used UBER for a ride last week and as soon as the driver got there I knew he was Russian….how do I know? His name was Pikup Andropov!

Dad Joke Of The Day!
If two vegans get into an argument, can you still call it a beef?

Dad Joke Of The Day!
What do you call twin police officers?…..COPIES!

Dad Joke Of The Day!
When I was younger I dated an Optometrist for a while, but it didn’t work out and I decided to break up with her, which was really hard to do, because every time I told her I couldn’t see her anymore she’d move an inch closer and say, “How about now?”