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Dad Joke Of The Day!
On a recent visit to the zoo, I noticed one cage with nothing in it but a bagel. I asked the zoo employee “what’s in this cage?” She said it was bread in captivity!

Dad Joke Of The Day!
At a party, a young wife scolded her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”….”Heck no!” answered the husband, “I keep telling them it’s for you.”

Dad Joke Of The Day!
Years ago during a job interview I was asked if I had any pets…strange question but I said “yes, a goldfish” Then I was asked “any hobbies”, another strange question, but I said “well, he likes to swim…”

Dad Joke Of The Day!
Did you hear about the guy who ate 14 cans of alphabet soup last week?……He’s still suffering from severe VOWEL movements!